Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 61298 | 2022-05-31 05:32:37 | 83.84 | 97% |
| 60029 | 2021-06-20 22:08:09 | 97.49 | 97% |
| 55276 | 2020-01-21 02:21:32 | 112.04 | 98% |
| 54714 | 2019-12-24 06:05:08 | 100.83 | 98% |
| 44971 | 2019-01-05 02:36:04 | 111.60 | 100% |
| 32067 | 2018-05-07 01:53:54 | 114.76 | 100% |
| 25873 | 2017-12-05 08:57:09 | 99.65 | 98% |
| 24087 | 2017-10-15 06:52:46 | 97.77 | 98% |
| 21813 | 2017-08-16 21:41:57 | 106.22 | 99% |
| 19971 | 2017-07-16 01:52:25 | 101.54 | 99% |
| 14767 | 2017-03-30 19:48:01 | 88.16 | 93% |
| 14684 | 2017-03-29 03:52:59 | 91.18 | 96% |
| 12171 | 2017-01-14 23:26:45 | 92.47 | 98% |