Text race history for Mikey (miket349)

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What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Game Time WPM Accuracy
53154 2019-09-16 01:22:39 108.20 99%
50105 2019-03-30 06:51:49 110.89 99%
39215 2018-09-24 00:25:26 94.49 97%
38344 2018-09-08 03:09:27 103.00 98%
32518 2018-05-16 05:07:13 96.96 98%
27691 2018-01-05 20:39:53 101.97 98%