The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 48554 | 2019-03-01 03:35:53 | 117.56 | 99% |
| 48411 | 2019-02-27 07:12:07 | 106.10 | 99% |
| 38578 | 2018-09-11 05:30:33 | 97.67 | 99% |
| 29399 | 2018-02-25 04:29:39 | 95.69 | 98% |
| 29358 | 2018-02-24 06:37:02 | 103.40 | 99% |
| 25232 | 2017-11-18 06:45:07 | 94.37 | 98% |
| 24957 | 2017-11-10 21:06:13 | 102.13 | 99% |
| 24353 | 2017-10-24 00:44:17 | 107.11 | 99% |
| 22495 | 2017-09-04 03:55:15 | 102.76 | 98% |
| 21970 | 2017-08-20 19:45:41 | 87.25 | 97% |
| 20141 | 2017-07-20 03:59:11 | 108.97 | 99% |
| 20027 | 2017-07-17 05:31:43 | 94.18 | 99% |
| 19871 | 2017-07-13 05:25:30 | 96.44 | 99% |
| 18050 | 2017-06-03 19:37:22 | 99.29 | 95% |
| 16520 | 2017-05-01 21:06:48 | 101.32 | 98% |
| 15251 | 2017-04-08 03:26:58 | 105.67 | 98% |
| 14562 | 2017-03-27 20:34:25 | 105.56 | 97% |
| 13350 | 2017-02-20 02:38:00 | 93.02 | 97% |
| 12089 | 2017-01-12 07:49:08 | 95.29 | 96% |
| 10485 | 2016-11-15 05:59:55 | 92.09 | 96% |
| 10206 | 2016-11-06 22:04:02 | 91.67 | 97% |
| 9287 | 2016-09-29 05:10:53 | 90.53 | 96% |
| 8052 | 2016-08-13 21:59:44 | 93.61 | 98% |
| 7501 | 2016-07-29 05:24:05 | 88.33 | 97% |
| 7331 | 2016-07-23 19:36:02 | 91.59 | 97% |
| 6940 | 2016-07-07 02:50:09 | 88.04 | 96% |
| 5717 | 2014-10-25 07:52:24 | 74.98 | 91% |
| 5499 | 2014-03-21 03:55:56 | 85.27 | 97% |
| 4742 | 2013-08-26 23:43:18 | 75.37 | 93% |
| 4333 | 2013-07-26 03:04:38 | 73.89 | 92% |
| 3558 | 2013-05-31 20:47:35 | 78.18 | 94% |
| 43 | 2010-11-18 07:23:25 | 58.00 |