You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
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49545 | 2020-03-19 09:01:33 | 81.24 | 96% |
44956 | 2018-06-05 15:12:42 | 80.67 | 97% |
41773 | 2018-05-07 12:29:33 | 80.62 | 96% |
39865 | 2018-04-23 21:17:24 | 74.76 | 96% |
26016 | 2017-12-30 18:07:38 | 88.01 | 98% |
25319 | 2017-12-15 10:41:04 | 78.88 | 97% |