And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 34582 | 2021-01-28 14:20:53 | 148.98 | 97.9% |
| 33930 | 2021-01-14 12:33:59 | 148.02 | 98% |
| 30078 | 2020-08-27 18:02:38 | 148.13 | 99% |
| 27424 | 2020-04-28 08:36:11 | 122.37 | 97% |
| 26841 | 2020-04-04 01:16:59 | 142.38 | 99% |
| 26089 | 2019-12-06 09:40:43 | 152.53 | 99% |
| 15136 | 2018-01-28 14:00:24 | 147.69 | 98% |
| 10738 | 2017-08-13 16:03:01 | 132.69 | 98% |
| 10050 | 2017-07-30 00:11:56 | 142.44 | 99% |
| 4620 | 2017-01-08 07:47:29 | 141.78 | 99% |
| 3576 | 2016-12-17 09:20:19 | 150.84 | 99% |
| 3553 | 2016-12-17 06:51:59 | 132.07 | 95% |
| 1805 | 2016-11-19 06:37:21 | 121.07 | 95% |
| 174 | 2016-08-27 13:54:10 | 116.44 | 94% |
| 10 | 2016-08-25 06:05:38 | 113.27 | 94% |