Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 19289 | 2022-12-24 20:48:09 | 76.70 | 97% |
| 13300 | 2017-04-02 20:03:34 | 94.41 | 99% |
| 12849 | 2017-02-12 18:41:34 | 85.44 | 98% |
| 11992 | 2016-11-30 02:31:15 | 82.61 | 99% |
| 11338 | 2016-10-17 18:44:02 | 91.10 | 100% |
| 11242 | 2016-10-11 00:54:31 | 89.84 | 100% |
| 10180 | 2016-07-21 00:55:28 | 89.45 | 98% |
| 9931 | 2016-06-26 18:45:35 | 77.11 | 97% |
| 9661 | 2016-06-08 01:57:10 | 74.75 | 96% |
| 9654 | 2016-06-08 01:51:13 | 85.74 | 99% |
| 8687 | 2016-04-07 01:08:24 | 90.48 | 99% |
| 8618 | 2016-03-31 00:51:41 | 89.67 | 99% |
| 8593 | 2016-03-30 01:11:22 | 85.74 | 100% |
| 8029 | 2016-02-13 20:09:43 | 84.54 | 100% |
| 7906 | 2016-02-06 19:18:42 | 77.55 | 99% |
| 7424 | 2016-01-05 01:39:23 | 71.59 | 100% |
| 7371 | 2016-01-02 20:27:09 | 93.60 | 100% |
| 7226 | 2015-12-18 21:35:04 | 82.32 | 99% |
| 6437 | 2015-11-01 18:57:11 | 78.87 | 97% |
| 6401 | 2015-10-28 00:36:09 | 86.81 | 100% |
| 5977 | 2015-10-01 00:30:34 | 81.30 | 100% |
| 5732 | 2015-09-19 18:31:02 | 87.25 | 99% |
| 5372 | 2015-08-26 00:17:57 | 94.45 | 100% |
| 4800 | 2015-07-23 00:57:54 | 82.08 | 100% |
| 4277 | 2015-06-13 18:46:19 | 79.86 | 99% |
| 3801 | 2015-05-07 00:56:54 | 91.47 | 99% |
| 2733 | 2015-02-03 01:26:45 | 88.01 | 99% |
| 2568 | 2015-01-25 20:12:11 | 80.00 | 97% |
| 1687 | 2014-11-30 19:20:07 | 84.89 | 99% |
| 241 | 2014-09-01 17:51:27 | 85.72 | 97% |
| 112 | 2014-08-26 00:08:26 | 85.43 | 98% |
| 61 | 2014-08-23 18:51:09 | 87.77 | 98% |