And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11029 | 2013-12-14 04:03:57 | 77.37 | 93% |
| 10070 | 2012-09-22 05:02:51 | 79.70 | 93% |
| 9908 | 2012-09-04 05:45:44 | 71.70 | 89% |
| 9801 | 2012-08-25 04:19:05 | 71.39 | 92% |
| 9474 | 2012-07-22 05:21:16 | 75.07 | 94% |
| 9261 | 2012-07-03 05:24:25 | 74.01 | 93% |
| 9195 | 2012-06-24 21:33:56 | 76.97 | 95% |
| 7801 | 2011-12-21 05:34:51 | 71.65 | 93% |
| 7494 | 2011-11-27 19:13:04 | 79.15 | 92% |
| 7356 | 2011-11-17 17:29:02 | 68.59 | 93% |
| 7017 | 2011-10-08 03:25:04 | 68.89 | 91% |
| 6790 | 2011-09-25 18:08:06 | 78.50 | 92% |
| 6487 | 2011-09-10 04:14:15 | 76.32 | 92% |
| 6030 | 2011-08-15 15:28:25 | 62.90 | 90% |
| 5477 | 2011-07-17 05:05:45 | 74.10 | 92% |
| 4854 | 2011-05-18 04:36:26 | 72.18 | 93% |
| 3940 | 2010-12-06 05:21:37 | 71.33 | |
| 3880 | 2010-11-26 02:42:08 | 80.34 | |
| 3873 | 2010-11-24 19:01:15 | 70.42 | |
| 3862 | 2010-11-23 06:16:37 | 76.63 | |
| 3576 | 2010-10-07 18:09:46 | 72.41 | |
| 3572 | 2010-10-07 06:17:04 | 71.90 | |
| 3321 | 2010-09-14 18:05:17 | 67.57 | |
| 2713 | 2010-02-27 18:23:52 | 68.32 | |
| 2129 | 2009-12-27 03:10:48 | 80.18 | |
| 1431 | 2009-10-16 04:55:39 | 68.63 | |
| 990 | 2009-09-17 03:50:49 | 54.40 | |
| 820 | 2009-09-03 17:18:58 | 76.51 | |
| 748 | 2009-08-29 17:04:41 | 66.62 | |
| 254 | 2009-05-27 18:37:40 | 71.86 | |
| 123 | 2009-05-07 05:53:36 | 68.97 |