And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2269 | 2011-06-03 17:08:32 | 97.51 | 99% |
| 1804 | 2010-08-24 14:44:20 | 87.94 | |
| 914 | 2010-05-29 20:53:07 | 81.70 | |
| 778 | 2010-03-17 10:21:27 | 93.41 | |
| 664 | 2010-02-18 19:58:20 | 78.82 | |
| 545 | 2010-02-11 11:08:24 | 83.70 | |
| 402 | 2009-11-10 18:26:07 | 89.06 | |
| 124 | 2009-07-08 19:18:20 | 72.70 | |
| 38 | 2009-06-24 20:41:25 | 75.76 |