And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4311 | 2016-07-11 09:09:50 | 105.76 | 97% |
| 4306 | 2016-07-11 06:50:15 | 109.96 | 99% |
| 4047 | 2014-12-22 07:09:41 | 95.06 | 94% |
| 3755 | 2014-07-22 17:15:39 | 105.72 | 99% |
| 3310 | 2014-04-14 15:37:46 | 106.48 | 96% |
| 2954 | 2014-03-29 18:48:04 | 103.75 | 94% |
| 2484 | 2014-03-08 03:48:58 | 110.62 | 98% |
| 2388 | 2014-03-03 16:33:02 | 103.18 | 96% |
| 2150 | 2014-02-10 00:00:44 | 98.38 | 93% |
| 1980 | 2014-02-04 09:09:56 | 103.66 | 97% |
| 1511 | 2014-01-22 07:45:25 | 103.03 | 97% |
| 1497 | 2014-01-21 05:05:12 | 103.06 | 98% |
| 946 | 2014-01-05 07:08:16 | 95.11 | 95% |
| 701 | 2013-12-30 06:30:22 | 101.31 | 96% |
| 12 | 2013-12-09 20:43:03 | 94.01 | 96% |