And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4069 | 2016-03-12 04:25:24 | 130.35 | 98% |
| 3777 | 2015-03-06 10:49:05 | 129.99 | 98% |
| 3284 | 2014-07-06 18:02:07 | 119.27 | 96% |
| 2737 | 2014-06-19 18:55:40 | 123.98 | 96% |
| 2722 | 2014-06-19 17:10:57 | 122.92 | 95% |
| 2554 | 2014-06-14 16:58:45 | 120.97 | 96% |
| 2272 | 2014-06-09 14:26:38 | 115.83 | 95% |
| 925 | 2014-02-11 13:20:32 | 110.19 | 96% |
| 225 | 2014-01-25 19:52:15 | 116.21 | 98% |