Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 103925 | 2022-04-16 10:12:38 | 112.78 | 98% |
| 103470 | 2022-03-01 11:39:59 | 104.65 | 97% |
| 103025 | 2022-02-01 11:11:29 | 111.97 | 98% |
| 100063 | 2021-10-14 09:03:30 | 99.50 | 97% |
| 91962 | 2021-01-18 06:10:27 | 95.04 | 97% |
| 85349 | 2020-07-11 08:42:50 | 108.34 | 98% |
| 64763 | 2019-02-15 08:10:59 | 111.58 | 98% |
| 51951 | 2018-07-22 09:44:28 | 105.39 | 97% |
| 49960 | 2018-04-23 04:53:58 | 105.14 | 98% |
| 43450 | 2017-11-24 06:33:16 | 104.82 | 99% |
| 43059 | 2017-11-21 17:51:18 | 110.40 | 98% |
| 38782 | 2017-09-27 06:47:59 | 102.71 | 97% |
| 38781 | 2017-09-27 06:46:11 | 97.39 | 97% |
| 38504 | 2017-09-23 14:27:01 | 94.45 | 97% |
| 38177 | 2017-09-16 02:05:14 | 98.87 | 97% |
| 21289 | 2016-12-30 14:49:00 | 83.89 | 89% |
| 20926 | 2016-12-25 13:33:28 | 88.52 | 91% |
| 19678 | 2016-12-01 01:13:34 | 79.34 | 89% |
| 19136 | 2016-11-17 07:21:50 | 93.87 | 94% |
| 17916 | 2016-10-19 06:58:14 | 80.84 | 93% |
| 16757 | 2016-09-16 05:03:56 | 81.39 | 90% |
| 15323 | 2016-07-29 03:05:35 | 94.05 | 95% |
| 14869 | 2016-07-06 05:45:06 | 86.91 | 90% |
| 14852 | 2016-07-06 05:04:20 | 94.57 | 94% |
| 13323 | 2016-05-07 06:34:39 | 87.93 | 94% |
| 13291 | 2016-05-06 06:12:59 | 80.85 | 92% |
| 12585 | 2016-03-31 00:51:46 | 80.38 | 91% |
| 12288 | 2016-03-20 07:07:40 | 82.01 | 92% |
| 12154 | 2016-03-17 07:35:06 | 81.65 | 90% |
| 11995 | 2016-03-13 07:12:51 | 91.45 | 94% |
| 11847 | 2016-03-10 02:02:35 | 90.79 | 94% |
| 11140 | 2016-02-08 03:50:05 | 93.42 | 96% |
| 10581 | 2016-01-21 09:37:10 | 86.37 | 95% |
| 9318 | 2015-12-25 00:53:15 | 82.98 | 91% |
| 8342 | 2015-12-03 00:13:31 | 70.97 | 87% |
| 7994 | 2015-11-20 02:15:08 | 83.84 | 92% |
| 7920 | 2015-11-19 02:52:17 | 73.44 | 89% |
| 7268 | 2015-11-07 13:20:10 | 81.29 | 90% |
| 6965 | 2015-11-04 01:05:17 | 83.88 | 94% |
| 6852 | 2015-11-02 04:51:28 | 80.54 | 89% |
| 6473 | 2015-10-28 00:36:16 | 73.59 | 88% |
| 6291 | 2015-10-24 13:18:17 | 72.41 | 88% |
| 5977 | 2015-10-19 01:20:43 | 81.52 | 93% |
| 4842 | 2015-09-26 00:23:13 | 82.67 | 92% |
| 3879 | 2015-08-27 02:02:01 | 92.79 | 98% |
| 2944 | 2015-07-10 01:01:05 | 85.56 | 97% |
| 1729 | 2015-05-30 05:18:49 | 86.07 | 95% |
| 1663 | 2015-05-29 01:22:34 | 84.11 | 92% |
| 1381 | 2015-05-20 22:49:58 | 79.84 | 95% |
| 979 | 2015-05-14 02:06:03 | 80.69 | 97% |
| 405 | 2015-05-01 20:10:40 | 72.93 | 93% |
| 295 | 2015-04-29 23:45:28 | 77.19 | 97% |
| 271 | 2015-04-29 20:08:31 | 67.90 | 93% |
| 121 | 2015-04-26 04:35:18 | 65.85 | 92% |
| 105 | 2015-04-25 00:26:16 | 75.99 | 95% |