And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2670 | 2013-03-02 00:51:44 | 109.96 | 95% |
| 1984 | 2013-01-14 00:00:25 | 107.33 | 95% |
| 1356 | 2012-11-06 06:30:37 | 99.19 | 92% |
| 1016 | 2012-10-26 01:46:52 | 111.93 | 93% |
| 310 | 2012-10-13 11:44:21 | 99.53 | 96% |