And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1659 | 2010-11-22 10:37:47 | 59.44 | |
| 1272 | 2010-09-04 10:05:28 | 66.87 | |
| 1219 | 2009-10-01 16:47:41 | 56.20 | |
| 1109 | 2009-01-29 20:22:32 | 53.54 | |
| 1068 | 2009-01-12 23:29:15 | 48.78 | |
| 981 | 2008-12-05 18:50:28 | 40.12 | |
| 750 | 2008-11-06 18:12:10 | 38.65 | |
| 624 | 2008-11-03 18:40:52 | 46.08 | |
| 568 | 2008-10-28 20:32:41 | 55.98 |