And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3422 | 2018-06-22 09:39:04 | 134.25 | 99% |
| 2222 | 2015-05-31 10:15:10 | 126.53 | 99% |
| 1974 | 2014-08-13 21:40:12 | 109.43 | 94% |
| 1881 | 2014-06-07 09:16:25 | 116.35 | 94% |
| 1591 | 2014-04-10 19:34:17 | 103.72 | 93% |
| 1497 | 2014-04-02 18:45:13 | 104.82 | 91% |
| 912 | 2014-02-01 10:19:51 | 112.86 | 95% |
| 744 | 2014-01-17 22:07:49 | 110.72 | 98% |
| 736 | 2014-01-17 19:03:23 | 113.20 | 98% |
| 195 | 2013-12-07 17:15:41 | 99.72 | 96% |