Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 168745 | 2023-08-26 03:17:04 | 102.14 | 98% |
| 163015 | 2023-06-03 05:03:16 | 106.72 | 98% |
| 162605 | 2023-05-30 04:39:28 | 110.61 | 98% |
| 161511 | 2023-05-16 02:41:51 | 108.32 | 99% |
| 156626 | 2023-03-27 16:59:59 | 111.87 | 98% |
| 153077 | 2023-02-22 15:48:09 | 116.97 | 98% |
| 146172 | 2022-11-29 12:04:29 | 99.17 | 98% |
| 145075 | 2022-11-19 05:06:47 | 97.31 | 98% |
| 143939 | 2022-11-11 05:18:42 | 104.05 | 98% |
| 141460 | 2022-10-25 18:34:37 | 104.56 | 98% |
| 139470 | 2022-10-09 04:18:52 | 102.23 | 98% |
| 136663 | 2022-09-12 13:23:32 | 101.83 | 98% |
| 131195 | 2022-07-12 01:43:59 | 101.35 | 97% |
| 120545 | 2022-04-17 01:40:30 | 114.06 | 99% |
| 120157 | 2022-04-15 00:02:24 | 97.07 | 98% |
| 119656 | 2022-04-11 22:54:15 | 84.56 | 97% |
| 119308 | 2022-04-09 19:08:36 | 95.12 | 97% |
| 117928 | 2022-04-01 13:57:18 | 88.48 | 96% |
| 114740 | 2022-03-12 17:19:59 | 85.26 | 96% |
| 110070 | 2022-02-06 01:56:42 | 98.06 | 97% |
| 110030 | 2022-02-06 00:19:05 | 79.87 | 95% |
| 103160 | 2021-12-19 18:41:01 | 101.57 | 98% |
| 102740 | 2021-12-18 01:34:11 | 91.78 | 98% |
| 92579 | 2020-04-14 09:48:14 | 96.91 | 99% |
| 85710 | 2019-12-09 04:30:24 | 103.00 | 99% |
| 77896 | 2019-06-27 00:47:09 | 90.52 | 97% |
| 72261 | 2019-03-05 00:26:30 | 89.91 | 96% |
| 67159 | 2018-12-22 18:04:43 | 72.99 | 96% |
| 64947 | 2018-11-09 14:14:44 | 76.08 | 97% |
| 62876 | 2018-09-20 21:37:33 | 94.66 | 97% |
| 60116 | 2018-07-23 00:55:21 | 84.84 | 96% |
| 49052 | 2017-12-21 08:52:41 | 75.59 | 97% |
| 47644 | 2017-11-29 07:35:40 | 72.91 | 95% |
| 46662 | 2017-11-14 17:13:08 | 77.96 | 97% |
| 43922 | 2017-09-22 01:10:45 | 87.74 | 98% |
| 42547 | 2017-08-17 01:08:52 | 95.90 | 99% |
| 42199 | 2017-08-05 19:05:03 | 84.64 | 97% |
| 42040 | 2017-07-30 15:27:13 | 78.53 | 95% |
| 40511 | 2017-06-26 19:25:52 | 83.65 | 98% |
| 40103 | 2017-06-19 01:38:29 | 82.35 | 96% |
| 38049 | 2017-04-29 12:06:10 | 76.60 | 91% |
| 35332 | 2017-03-04 14:44:33 | 78.57 | 92% |
| 29557 | 2016-10-13 19:57:41 | 82.22 | 92% |
| 28273 | 2016-09-17 17:06:14 | 78.31 | 95% |
| 27425 | 2016-08-14 17:15:30 | 86.22 | 96% |
| 26598 | 2016-07-05 03:16:30 | 76.06 | 93% |
| 25505 | 2016-06-05 19:19:42 | 87.68 | 94% |
| 24815 | 2016-05-24 07:41:07 | 90.36 | 97% |
| 22219 | 2016-04-19 17:47:27 | 71.76 | 88% |
| 21102 | 2016-04-05 05:15:05 | 76.07 | 91% |
| 21083 | 2016-04-05 03:53:18 | 78.49 | 91% |
| 19781 | 2016-03-20 15:06:08 | 65.08 | 93% |
| 19441 | 2016-03-14 20:56:05 | 77.92 | 94% |
| 19282 | 2016-03-10 17:48:29 | 87.99 | 94% |
| 19144 | 2016-03-08 14:49:51 | 83.42 | 96% |
| 18972 | 2016-03-07 06:27:49 | 83.03 | 95% |
| 18777 | 2016-03-03 16:57:51 | 83.42 | 97% |
| 18576 | 2016-03-01 00:07:22 | 78.76 | 92% |
| 18266 | 2016-02-22 17:46:00 | 87.43 | 96% |
| 17623 | 2016-02-10 20:37:51 | 81.09 | 95% |
| 16070 | 2015-12-26 04:26:46 | 91.14 | 97% |
| 15711 | 2015-12-18 20:37:46 | 77.86 | 94% |
| 15553 | 2015-12-14 03:39:06 | 76.12 | 96% |
| 15410 | 2015-12-10 15:57:00 | 80.05 | 95% |
| 15174 | 2015-12-06 18:42:55 | 77.59 | 92% |
| 13367 | 2015-10-02 05:52:55 | 79.89 | 96% |
| 13362 | 2015-10-02 05:44:39 | 73.54 | 94% |
| 13099 | 2015-09-21 02:28:54 | 78.82 | 94% |
| 9814 | 2015-07-06 01:35:57 | 76.32 | 93% |
| 9800 | 2015-07-06 01:02:25 | 77.33 | 92% |
| 9301 | 2015-06-22 19:15:17 | 71.73 | 94% |
| 6137 | 2015-04-28 03:51:12 | 81.92 | 98% |
| 5804 | 2015-04-14 04:58:12 | 77.35 | 98% |
| 4644 | 2015-03-09 16:53:12 | 67.17 | 94% |
| 4628 | 2015-03-09 07:17:30 | 74.82 | 94% |
| 3608 | 2015-02-07 19:46:08 | 72.39 | 95% |
| 3462 | 2015-02-02 18:04:57 | 60.95 | 92% |
| 3059 | 2015-01-20 18:37:39 | 70.33 | 96% |
| 2754 | 2015-01-12 19:14:00 | 52.41 | 89% |
| 2694 | 2015-01-12 08:47:05 | 63.10 | 93% |
| 1200 | 2014-12-19 18:23:41 | 64.77 | 97% |
| 554 | 2014-12-04 18:14:50 | 49.15 | 90% |