I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 189569 | 2024-03-27 03:28:09 | 100.50 | 97.4% |
| 181581 | 2024-01-17 08:13:05 | 108.85 | 98.3% |
| 179944 | 2023-12-31 07:36:41 | 104.88 | 97.6% |
| 177664 | 2023-12-11 01:29:07 | 103.63 | 97.6% |
| 176491 | 2023-11-29 23:09:39 | 107.29 | 97.5% |
| 174501 | 2023-11-07 22:25:25 | 102.22 | 97.7% |
| 173038 | 2023-10-13 23:34:04 | 112.93 | 98.2% |
| 173020 | 2023-10-13 10:17:06 | 103.29 | 96.9% |
| 171682 | 2023-09-29 20:16:17 | 102.30 | 97.4% |
| 169903 | 2023-09-13 00:35:23 | 109.41 | 98% |