I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 190127 | 2024-04-02 05:38:09 | 113.23 | 98.4% |
| 181841 | 2024-01-19 16:22:06 | 109.54 | 98.7% |
| 171315 | 2023-09-24 23:54:08 | 102.69 | 97.1% |
| 163717 | 2023-06-11 15:33:52 | 117.92 | 99% |
| 160973 | 2023-05-12 21:39:50 | 122.56 | 98% |
| 159403 | 2023-04-22 22:11:08 | 101.47 | 97% |
| 159285 | 2023-04-22 12:01:56 | 119.84 | 98% |
| 154438 | 2023-03-08 16:34:24 | 123.32 | 98% |
| 147587 | 2022-12-12 17:19:40 | 120.12 | 98% |
| 140450 | 2022-10-17 12:47:36 | 114.62 | 99% |
| 138741 | 2022-10-03 22:49:44 | 101.27 | 97% |
| 136323 | 2022-09-09 23:13:43 | 113.50 | 98% |
| 130234 | 2022-07-05 01:05:53 | 97.20 | 96% |
| 128777 | 2022-06-21 21:58:05 | 107.07 | 98% |
| 128235 | 2022-06-17 21:23:31 | 91.45 | 97% |
| 127839 | 2022-06-13 17:02:59 | 96.82 | 97% |
| 125662 | 2022-05-28 20:51:12 | 92.60 | 97% |
| 121155 | 2022-04-19 22:25:41 | 125.98 | 98% |
| 119746 | 2022-04-12 20:21:41 | 111.92 | 98% |
| 119469 | 2022-04-10 17:36:25 | 104.05 | 98% |
| 117627 | 2022-03-30 20:39:55 | 99.35 | 97% |
| 113765 | 2022-03-05 16:26:43 | 119.68 | 99% |
| 108873 | 2022-01-26 20:18:14 | 77.94 | 96% |
| 106712 | 2022-01-12 19:26:01 | 91.44 | 97% |
| 105984 | 2022-01-07 12:40:42 | 102.95 | 97% |
| 104709 | 2021-12-29 06:28:35 | 113.94 | 98% |
| 103558 | 2021-12-21 08:39:17 | 105.17 | 97% |
| 95208 | 2020-05-11 20:32:11 | 108.12 | 98% |
| 91440 | 2020-04-05 08:00:05 | 87.60 | 96% |
| 91390 | 2020-04-05 04:07:05 | 95.00 | 97% |
| 83825 | 2019-09-25 02:42:36 | 94.31 | 98% |
| 83672 | 2019-09-23 23:05:05 | 99.99 | 96% |
| 80705 | 2019-08-27 02:40:58 | 102.36 | 97% |
| 79246 | 2019-07-23 22:39:16 | 105.18 | 98% |
| 77471 | 2019-06-17 17:31:09 | 80.98 | 95% |
| 77195 | 2019-06-12 10:01:01 | 96.70 | 96% |
| 76401 | 2019-06-03 00:53:11 | 73.78 | 95% |
| 76396 | 2019-06-02 23:55:54 | 96.04 | 97% |
| 74514 | 2019-04-22 05:18:55 | 92.01 | 97% |
| 74164 | 2019-04-06 05:23:06 | 83.41 | 96% |
| 66801 | 2018-12-15 23:13:09 | 93.28 | 98% |
| 62943 | 2018-09-22 05:05:42 | 86.00 | 96% |
| 61886 | 2018-08-31 14:07:30 | 98.89 | 97% |
| 60019 | 2018-07-20 18:32:15 | 103.02 | 97% |
| 59343 | 2018-07-09 02:05:57 | 89.17 | 96% |
| 57945 | 2018-06-09 21:39:05 | 96.44 | 97% |
| 56984 | 2018-05-19 13:57:44 | 103.43 | 99% |
| 55756 | 2018-04-28 17:40:30 | 99.02 | 98% |
| 50012 | 2018-01-17 07:55:57 | 105.84 | 98% |
| 43775 | 2017-09-18 06:38:33 | 84.62 | 97% |