Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 190992 | 2024-04-11 01:21:33 | 93.86 | 96.8% |
| 190750 | 2024-04-09 07:01:06 | 110.31 | 98.3% |
| 183026 | 2024-02-03 20:30:40 | 75.11 | 95.4% |
| 179948 | 2023-12-31 07:40:48 | 104.96 | 98% |
| 176526 | 2023-11-30 01:48:23 | 102.11 | 97.6% |
| 174263 | 2023-11-05 05:02:11 | 100.99 | 98.3% |
| 165851 | 2023-07-12 00:42:33 | 106.14 | 99% |
| 160732 | 2023-05-10 02:10:04 | 108.37 | 99% |
| 157282 | 2023-04-03 01:31:56 | 110.41 | 99% |
| 150005 | 2023-01-08 03:56:41 | 108.25 | 99% |
| 142603 | 2022-11-01 17:30:29 | 107.62 | 98% |
| 139570 | 2022-10-09 16:46:06 | 101.55 | 97% |
| 135807 | 2022-09-05 07:16:05 | 104.10 | 97% |
| 132771 | 2022-08-01 00:43:44 | 99.30 | 97% |
| 127980 | 2022-06-15 16:17:06 | 109.73 | 98% |
| 126356 | 2022-06-03 01:35:48 | 103.68 | 98% |
| 120347 | 2022-04-16 02:41:33 | 92.77 | 96% |
| 118167 | 2022-04-02 15:35:00 | 100.72 | 97% |
| 115235 | 2022-03-16 02:34:52 | 80.32 | 95% |
| 113361 | 2022-03-02 20:15:30 | 90.79 | 98% |
| 109305 | 2022-01-29 01:48:44 | 83.41 | 96% |
| 107885 | 2022-01-20 21:28:46 | 90.05 | 96% |
| 107130 | 2022-01-16 00:55:27 | 96.01 | 99% |
| 98236 | 2020-06-17 04:58:36 | 97.44 | 98% |
| 95108 | 2020-05-10 11:12:54 | 87.43 | 97% |
| 95041 | 2020-05-10 06:53:04 | 74.46 | 97% |
| 90570 | 2020-03-30 03:20:38 | 92.68 | 98% |
| 85064 | 2019-11-03 19:44:57 | 68.50 | 95% |
| 79172 | 2019-07-20 16:35:59 | 86.65 | 97% |
| 71640 | 2019-02-22 16:10:34 | 75.87 | 97% |
| 69939 | 2019-01-31 04:27:34 | 71.38 | 95% |
| 66075 | 2018-11-30 00:44:24 | 77.86 | 95% |
| 60587 | 2018-08-02 23:55:48 | 95.09 | 99% |
| 58819 | 2018-07-01 02:27:36 | 70.64 | 95% |
| 56350 | 2018-05-04 17:29:37 | 73.46 | 95% |
| 55217 | 2018-04-19 19:36:28 | 81.12 | 95% |
| 52159 | 2018-02-24 22:48:27 | 82.83 | 97% |
| 51226 | 2018-02-08 13:37:36 | 86.37 | 97% |
| 50191 | 2018-01-18 09:34:29 | 76.12 | 96% |
| 49952 | 2018-01-16 14:40:25 | 77.85 | 94% |
| 47314 | 2017-11-25 04:38:53 | 75.20 | 96% |
| 46434 | 2017-11-09 19:48:42 | 77.97 | 96% |
| 45479 | 2017-10-26 04:52:22 | 77.02 | 97% |
| 44646 | 2017-10-09 22:06:56 | 79.82 | 96% |
| 41168 | 2017-07-07 14:53:51 | 75.83 | 97% |
| 39926 | 2017-06-15 22:01:35 | 86.83 | 98% |
| 39504 | 2017-06-03 16:32:06 | 69.34 | 90% |
| 38418 | 2017-05-11 02:26:31 | 72.54 | 93% |
| 36124 | 2017-03-25 18:13:01 | 73.23 | 91% |
| 35846 | 2017-03-19 21:16:21 | 77.01 | 96% |