When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 188129 | 2024-03-12 17:49:14 | 105.45 | 98% |
| 174232 | 2023-11-05 03:45:20 | 105.78 | 98% |
| 170015 | 2023-09-14 04:03:50 | 116.69 | 99% |
| 168407 | 2023-08-17 18:18:57 | 105.09 | 97% |
| 164441 | 2023-06-22 12:23:49 | 103.32 | 99% |
| 152696 | 2023-02-20 13:38:11 | 108.69 | 98% |
| 152347 | 2023-02-14 06:22:27 | 122.49 | 99% |
| 146670 | 2022-12-04 16:08:49 | 106.83 | 99% |
| 143631 | 2022-11-09 03:45:40 | 112.28 | 99% |
| 140388 | 2022-10-16 19:28:38 | 101.42 | 97% |
| 138902 | 2022-10-05 12:47:45 | 101.89 | 98% |
| 134124 | 2022-08-15 17:35:10 | 104.60 | 98% |
| 126754 | 2022-06-06 05:49:38 | 90.60 | 96% |
| 120240 | 2022-04-15 19:31:32 | 102.74 | 98% |
| 118707 | 2022-04-05 15:24:24 | 95.92 | 96% |
| 118491 | 2022-04-04 13:07:44 | 102.45 | 97% |
| 116891 | 2022-03-27 05:55:17 | 99.53 | 97% |
| 116245 | 2022-03-24 03:45:15 | 102.16 | 97% |
| 106075 | 2022-01-08 10:23:12 | 101.44 | 98% |
| 105158 | 2022-01-02 01:40:21 | 100.43 | 98% |
| 104091 | 2021-12-25 16:16:02 | 103.30 | 99% |
| 102208 | 2021-12-12 15:34:01 | 99.86 | 98% |
| 102180 | 2021-12-12 05:04:38 | 97.47 | 98% |
| 90846 | 2020-04-01 18:30:38 | 78.20 | 97% |
| 73373 | 2019-03-23 02:51:24 | 89.53 | 98% |
| 71261 | 2019-02-16 00:11:36 | 98.21 | 97% |
| 67359 | 2018-12-28 02:19:35 | 74.42 | 95% |
| 66155 | 2018-11-30 19:25:56 | 79.67 | 96% |
| 61288 | 2018-08-17 22:01:22 | 91.79 | 96% |
| 59070 | 2018-07-05 23:42:43 | 92.41 | 98% |
| 54982 | 2018-04-13 22:59:21 | 92.73 | 97% |
| 48804 | 2017-12-16 06:27:08 | 90.12 | 97% |
| 45153 | 2017-10-21 11:19:19 | 95.85 | 97% |
| 45018 | 2017-10-17 05:46:12 | 94.34 | 98% |
| 43188 | 2017-09-01 04:48:36 | 98.53 | 98% |
| 42873 | 2017-08-23 04:25:19 | 93.64 | 98% |
| 40364 | 2017-06-22 11:37:50 | 83.56 | 96% |
| 40031 | 2017-06-18 10:39:13 | 87.65 | 98% |
| 38109 | 2017-04-29 21:33:15 | 83.97 | 92% |
| 37329 | 2017-04-21 13:53:00 | 69.34 | 89% |
| 35990 | 2017-03-21 23:55:27 | 72.73 | 90% |
| 34774 | 2017-02-16 22:17:21 | 84.61 | 98% |
| 34231 | 2017-01-31 00:28:28 | 77.06 | 91% |