I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 169521 | 2023-09-05 18:44:39 | 112.13 | 98% |
| 164779 | 2023-06-26 23:21:06 | 116.28 | 99% |
| 158989 | 2023-04-17 15:10:38 | 115.68 | 99% |
| 155793 | 2023-03-20 03:09:03 | 122.60 | 99% |
| 147722 | 2022-12-14 06:36:50 | 109.00 | 98% |
| 144930 | 2022-11-18 03:15:17 | 66.36 | 95% |
| 136594 | 2022-09-11 23:23:07 | 103.66 | 97% |
| 135184 | 2022-08-29 05:13:34 | 76.15 | 95% |
| 128743 | 2022-06-21 18:07:05 | 90.62 | 96% |
| 125726 | 2022-05-29 21:53:19 | 80.29 | 96% |
| 124961 | 2022-05-22 19:10:10 | 100.02 | 98% |
| 123976 | 2022-05-15 00:19:49 | 88.72 | 96% |
| 120383 | 2022-04-16 03:34:27 | 93.28 | 97% |
| 115826 | 2022-03-20 08:24:42 | 88.32 | 97% |
| 114379 | 2022-03-08 21:04:33 | 74.99 | 95% |
| 113944 | 2022-03-06 19:42:39 | 92.12 | 98% |
| 111707 | 2022-02-16 23:22:58 | 89.44 | 95% |
| 110553 | 2022-02-09 22:22:18 | 65.22 | 94% |
| 107091 | 2022-01-15 21:13:57 | 80.69 | 95% |
| 103201 | 2021-12-19 23:34:18 | 76.00 | 96% |
| 98206 | 2020-06-17 03:41:00 | 82.98 | 96% |
| 86184 | 2019-12-25 05:25:33 | 82.01 | 95% |
| 81133 | 2019-08-29 11:14:36 | 91.04 | 97% |
| 79287 | 2019-07-24 04:26:30 | 98.37 | 98% |
| 75964 | 2019-05-27 01:20:42 | 96.01 | 97% |
| 73825 | 2019-03-27 21:50:49 | 89.06 | 96% |
| 72900 | 2019-03-10 04:37:50 | 73.95 | 94% |
| 62145 | 2018-09-05 22:29:49 | 87.75 | 96% |
| 58772 | 2018-06-30 15:35:04 | 82.99 | 96% |
| 57914 | 2018-06-08 20:47:52 | 69.14 | 96% |
| 51740 | 2018-02-16 18:54:30 | 79.81 | 96% |
| 49762 | 2018-01-11 21:41:29 | 90.72 | 97% |
| 48065 | 2017-12-02 18:49:50 | 71.55 | 96% |
| 47200 | 2017-11-23 06:02:49 | 80.11 | 98% |
| 44358 | 2017-10-03 20:48:21 | 95.76 | 98% |
| 43257 | 2017-09-01 20:22:31 | 74.98 | 95% |
| 42956 | 2017-08-25 22:17:58 | 73.27 | 97% |
| 41361 | 2017-07-10 01:36:46 | 76.96 | 95% |
| 41185 | 2017-07-07 19:27:04 | 78.68 | 98% |
| 38253 | 2017-05-05 22:00:02 | 72.62 | 89% |
| 35541 | 2017-03-08 19:59:30 | 80.50 | 94% |
| 34200 | 2017-01-28 20:59:10 | 77.33 | 94% |
| 34085 | 2017-01-27 21:53:08 | 74.74 | 91% |
| 34034 | 2017-01-25 22:08:26 | 73.99 | 88% |
| 32279 | 2016-12-03 17:31:30 | 70.48 | 89% |
| 32140 | 2016-11-29 21:32:11 | 76.42 | 89% |
| 32069 | 2016-11-27 21:58:35 | 69.08 | 86% |
| 31126 | 2016-11-12 12:05:29 | 55.02 | 81% |
| 31038 | 2016-11-10 02:04:49 | 79.70 | 93% |
| 30467 | 2016-10-30 17:53:44 | 70.29 | 88% |
| 30342 | 2016-10-29 21:48:31 | 66.75 | 88% |
| 29759 | 2016-10-16 19:37:23 | 72.78 | 87% |
| 28425 | 2016-09-19 23:21:50 | 67.14 | 84% |
| 26942 | 2016-07-15 21:46:19 | 69.30 | 90% |
| 26864 | 2016-07-11 00:07:16 | 77.73 | 93% |
| 26206 | 2016-06-25 23:59:49 | 70.68 | 88% |
| 25333 | 2016-06-04 00:19:17 | 71.43 | 92% |
| 22149 | 2016-04-19 05:55:29 | 75.25 | 89% |
| 21217 | 2016-04-07 00:31:34 | 73.82 | 92% |
| 19155 | 2016-03-08 16:06:29 | 80.54 | 94% |
| 18897 | 2016-03-05 16:41:23 | 72.75 | 92% |
| 18678 | 2016-03-02 19:24:15 | 72.59 | 92% |
| 18275 | 2016-02-22 19:15:56 | 58.13 | 82% |
| 17685 | 2016-02-11 16:54:14 | 64.25 | 87% |
| 16954 | 2016-01-20 20:47:14 | 66.81 | 89% |
| 16475 | 2016-01-05 23:43:04 | 69.11 | 91% |
| 16277 | 2015-12-31 18:29:13 | 69.61 | 91% |
| 15433 | 2015-12-10 17:45:23 | 58.42 | 83% |
| 15246 | 2015-12-07 23:37:28 | 65.19 | 86% |
| 13617 | 2015-10-07 04:45:23 | 64.14 | 88% |
| 13268 | 2015-09-29 08:08:56 | 60.07 | 87% |
| 13191 | 2015-09-27 08:06:35 | 56.49 | 85% |
| 12849 | 2015-09-08 21:18:00 | 54.78 | 83% |
| 11364 | 2015-08-09 19:10:31 | 69.45 | 94% |
| 10904 | 2015-07-23 03:03:04 | 65.96 | 90% |
| 9650 | 2015-06-30 04:28:41 | 66.81 | 90% |
| 8863 | 2015-06-15 03:04:39 | 63.49 | 86% |
| 8814 | 2015-06-14 17:22:57 | 75.17 | 96% |
| 8046 | 2015-06-02 18:31:44 | 73.34 | 92% |
| 6709 | 2015-05-08 11:48:18 | 69.79 | 92% |
| 5840 | 2015-04-15 20:47:19 | 60.99 | 92% |
| 5382 | 2015-03-29 23:34:11 | 64.21 | 89% |
| 4051 | 2015-02-18 07:44:33 | 76.63 | 99% |
| 3905 | 2015-02-15 16:43:23 | 57.60 | 92% |
| 3813 | 2015-02-12 18:38:44 | 59.40 | 91% |
| 3287 | 2015-01-25 20:31:25 | 62.76 | 91% |
| 2972 | 2015-01-16 18:57:56 | 59.64 | 90% |
| 2588 | 2015-01-11 06:56:19 | 56.88 | 91% |
| 2383 | 2015-01-10 03:50:17 | 50.41 | 90% |
| 856 | 2014-12-12 16:07:32 | 53.37 | 96% |
| 703 | 2014-12-10 19:12:16 | 51.22 | 90% |
| 556 | 2014-12-04 18:17:48 | 44.27 | 87% |
| 475 | 2014-11-30 16:59:48 | 44.29 | 86% |
| 392 | 2014-11-25 14:19:05 | 55.02 | 96% |