And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 173665 | 2023-10-22 10:12:05 | 128.03 | 100% |
| 172861 | 2023-10-12 20:26:04 | 122.98 | 99.2% |
| 166604 | 2023-07-22 04:54:47 | 129.70 | 99% |
| 163903 | 2023-06-14 10:35:37 | 118.47 | 98% |
| 163845 | 2023-06-13 05:16:10 | 102.06 | 97% |
| 163348 | 2023-06-07 01:15:35 | 105.51 | 98% |
| 162384 | 2023-05-25 02:32:29 | 103.66 | 97% |
| 154026 | 2023-03-05 22:03:54 | 110.24 | 98% |
| 153107 | 2023-02-22 17:21:29 | 105.20 | 98% |
| 151417 | 2023-02-01 05:16:30 | 125.03 | 98% |
| 148804 | 2022-12-26 15:04:25 | 124.05 | 99% |
| 143174 | 2022-11-05 23:29:22 | 119.46 | 98% |
| 141039 | 2022-10-22 21:45:47 | 108.81 | 98% |
| 139162 | 2022-10-07 11:11:46 | 124.72 | 100% |
| 138594 | 2022-10-02 18:19:11 | 105.33 | 98% |
| 122481 | 2022-05-01 03:26:16 | 100.55 | 96% |
| 122416 | 2022-04-30 07:43:24 | 88.48 | 94% |
| 115856 | 2022-03-20 11:22:47 | 97.57 | 98% |
| 114795 | 2022-03-13 01:38:55 | 103.85 | 98% |
| 113481 | 2022-03-03 15:02:34 | 116.63 | 99% |
| 112209 | 2022-02-20 11:00:12 | 99.85 | 97% |
| 110958 | 2022-02-11 20:16:02 | 99.98 | 97% |
| 98739 | 2020-06-23 01:27:21 | 109.23 | 98% |
| 98228 | 2020-06-17 04:00:35 | 107.18 | 98% |
| 87927 | 2020-02-22 17:27:07 | 90.39 | 96% |
| 87182 | 2020-01-20 20:37:57 | 73.48 | 95% |
| 84709 | 2019-10-26 18:31:09 | 89.47 | 97% |
| 84669 | 2019-10-23 14:07:57 | 96.50 | 99% |
| 83611 | 2019-09-23 03:29:00 | 84.59 | 96% |
| 80008 | 2019-08-14 04:51:15 | 99.36 | 98% |
| 79425 | 2019-07-24 23:16:04 | 112.94 | 97% |
| 75002 | 2019-05-02 08:51:50 | 100.97 | 98% |
| 72937 | 2019-03-10 19:38:14 | 117.34 | 99% |
| 72536 | 2019-03-07 04:59:59 | 78.89 | 96% |
| 71523 | 2019-02-18 05:40:19 | 81.08 | 95% |
| 67726 | 2019-01-03 02:02:18 | 108.97 | 98% |
| 66484 | 2018-12-14 15:16:37 | 87.79 | 96% |
| 61635 | 2018-08-24 22:51:40 | 88.56 | 96% |
| 60272 | 2018-07-27 17:43:22 | 99.71 | 97% |
| 54145 | 2018-04-03 21:36:03 | 92.43 | 96% |
| 52900 | 2018-03-13 15:40:54 | 91.38 | 98% |
| 51600 | 2018-02-14 22:39:35 | 99.14 | 99% |
| 41922 | 2017-07-23 20:35:25 | 80.64 | 96% |
| 39593 | 2017-06-04 12:15:03 | 91.59 | 97% |
| 39226 | 2017-05-29 09:47:49 | 93.38 | 93% |
| 38559 | 2017-05-17 21:59:57 | 88.06 | 91% |
| 33691 | 2017-01-15 15:04:40 | 95.09 | 95% |
| 31235 | 2016-11-13 10:51:14 | 73.20 | 90% |
| 29054 | 2016-10-02 16:06:06 | 89.84 | 94% |
| 28950 | 2016-10-01 21:27:31 | 82.37 | 93% |
| 28907 | 2016-10-01 20:03:53 | 89.74 | 94% |
| 28084 | 2016-09-11 15:34:20 | 85.53 | 95% |
| 28032 | 2016-09-10 23:19:47 | 82.82 | 93% |
| 27835 | 2016-09-05 05:04:56 | 85.53 | 95% |
| 26753 | 2016-07-09 09:54:14 | 94.89 | 96% |
| 26386 | 2016-07-01 08:25:48 | 75.15 | 91% |
| 25961 | 2016-06-19 20:34:46 | 88.80 | 92% |
| 25759 | 2016-06-11 00:54:23 | 93.98 | 98% |
| 25715 | 2016-06-09 00:10:24 | 88.35 | 96% |
| 25423 | 2016-06-05 00:35:42 | 87.27 | 94% |
| 25094 | 2016-05-30 16:53:21 | 88.99 | 95% |
| 24789 | 2016-05-24 02:10:26 | 87.44 | 93% |
| 24220 | 2016-05-13 10:47:57 | 83.29 | 94% |
| 24173 | 2016-05-12 15:10:09 | 78.23 | 92% |
| 23634 | 2016-05-06 18:56:59 | 74.24 | 86% |
| 23013 | 2016-04-26 17:42:18 | 71.66 | 88% |
| 22755 | 2016-04-24 01:04:44 | 86.38 | 94% |
| 21470 | 2016-04-10 22:22:09 | 74.84 | 92% |
| 21396 | 2016-04-09 23:24:55 | 81.88 | 92% |
| 19335 | 2016-03-11 20:48:34 | 82.22 | 94% |
| 18675 | 2016-03-02 19:21:16 | 90.44 | 94% |
| 17427 | 2016-02-05 19:27:10 | 81.99 | 94% |
| 17300 | 2016-02-01 18:53:41 | 82.27 | 92% |
| 17153 | 2016-01-25 18:29:15 | 80.82 | 94% |
| 16221 | 2015-12-30 22:39:55 | 84.23 | 95% |
| 13902 | 2015-10-16 12:42:25 | 80.99 | 96% |
| 13645 | 2015-10-07 08:02:59 | 81.32 | 93% |
| 12964 | 2015-09-11 18:30:08 | 72.66 | 91% |
| 12931 | 2015-09-11 12:04:19 | 71.43 | 90% |
| 12608 | 2015-09-02 20:11:27 | 72.09 | 92% |
| 10912 | 2015-07-23 03:11:15 | 74.99 | 92% |
| 10795 | 2015-07-21 00:36:42 | 66.42 | 86% |
| 9471 | 2015-06-26 17:49:53 | 84.33 | 94% |
| 9084 | 2015-06-19 14:55:41 | 79.25 | 95% |
| 8633 | 2015-06-11 17:13:58 | 76.42 | 94% |
| 8550 | 2015-06-10 17:18:27 | 80.47 | 95% |
| 8233 | 2015-06-04 20:31:07 | 70.39 | 91% |
| 7698 | 2015-05-28 14:39:22 | 74.47 | 95% |
| 7584 | 2015-05-26 22:44:27 | 70.86 | 91% |
| 7461 | 2015-05-26 00:44:48 | 82.21 | 96% |
| 7295 | 2015-05-21 16:29:17 | 90.93 | 95% |
| 7050 | 2015-05-15 16:36:08 | 71.92 | 94% |
| 6045 | 2015-04-25 19:24:16 | 69.79 | 92% |
| 5974 | 2015-04-23 23:29:32 | 61.51 | 86% |
| 5672 | 2015-04-08 09:24:54 | 66.69 | 92% |
| 4330 | 2015-02-26 21:57:51 | 72.24 | 92% |
| 4195 | 2015-02-25 00:20:45 | 67.78 | 91% |
| 4177 | 2015-02-24 23:29:32 | 72.76 | 94% |
| 3624 | 2015-02-07 20:06:06 | 73.96 | 96% |
| 3105 | 2015-01-21 18:36:39 | 71.07 | 95% |
| 3079 | 2015-01-21 01:15:15 | 76.72 | 96% |
| 2880 | 2015-01-14 14:25:13 | 69.65 | 95% |
| 1978 | 2015-01-04 18:54:19 | 60.66 | 93% |
| 1533 | 2014-12-27 20:35:09 | 72.46 | 95% |
| 1450 | 2014-12-26 20:36:47 | 65.93 | 94% |
| 1007 | 2014-12-15 13:35:40 | 69.53 | 96% |
| 648 | 2014-12-08 18:16:04 | 60.93 | 93% |
| 587 | 2014-12-06 19:42:11 | 69.14 | 96% |
| 250 | 2014-11-18 16:31:18 | 51.18 | 88% |