And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2238 | 2012-04-07 10:32:21 | 55.07 | 93% |
| 2216 | 2012-04-07 09:48:12 | 53.25 | 96% |
| 2105 | 2011-09-15 09:54:16 | 62.44 | 96% |
| 1560 | 2010-12-06 15:53:22 | 56.99 | |
| 1527 | 2010-11-30 15:34:25 | 48.00 | |
| 1315 | 2010-08-13 23:19:24 | 49.93 | |
| 709 | 2010-06-09 02:16:51 | 43.43 |