And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8410 | 2015-10-30 22:28:56 | 63.82 | 93% |
| 8131 | 2015-04-18 00:34:10 | 69.77 | 97% |
| 7290 | 2012-10-29 04:26:02 | 66.18 | 97% |
| 6786 | 2012-05-14 21:57:03 | 65.14 | 94% |
| 6561 | 2012-03-31 06:18:34 | 71.29 | 96% |
| 6525 | 2012-03-15 04:48:27 | 67.71 | 98% |
| 6348 | 2012-02-12 01:05:07 | 68.92 | 95% |
| 6059 | 2012-01-16 08:25:48 | 56.98 | 90% |
| 5831 | 2011-11-27 08:24:20 | 60.70 | 95% |
| 5540 | 2011-10-25 04:27:53 | 65.73 | 92% |
| 5118 | 2011-09-11 22:59:27 | 67.25 | 96% |
| 4967 | 2011-08-27 05:03:40 | 65.78 | 95% |
| 4862 | 2011-08-24 20:29:21 | 68.99 | 97% |
| 4623 | 2011-08-09 02:33:46 | 63.96 | 95% |
| 4532 | 2011-08-05 00:24:20 | 69.21 | 97% |
| 4425 | 2011-07-17 16:58:47 | 57.45 | 91% |
| 4276 | 2011-06-27 06:42:06 | 65.06 | 97% |
| 4020 | 2011-06-19 23:54:43 | 55.18 | 94% |
| 3736 | 2011-06-10 11:31:42 | 54.31 | 95% |
| 2906 | 2011-05-17 08:23:52 | 59.61 | 96% |
| 2729 | 2011-05-12 07:49:24 | 59.08 | 97% |
| 2389 | 2011-05-05 09:22:07 | 57.49 | 96% |
| 2126 | 2011-04-30 07:46:02 | 53.52 | |
| 1438 | 2011-03-29 07:30:10 | 55.42 | |
| 1280 | 2011-03-14 07:06:31 | 57.07 | |
| 1140 | 2011-03-06 09:49:50 | 52.94 | |
| 1109 | 2011-03-06 02:10:27 | 49.87 | |
| 378 | 2011-02-06 07:04:08 | 40.25 | |
| 74 | 2011-01-07 02:04:41 | 32.17 |