The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 34890 | 2015-05-27 17:10:10 | 118.40 | 98% |
| 34646 | 2015-03-27 19:47:05 | 106.73 | 94% |
| 34024 | 2015-01-25 19:57:40 | 99.67 | 92% |
| 33299 | 2014-12-07 20:30:21 | 113.47 | 95% |
| 32875 | 2014-11-29 22:25:14 | 111.02 | 95% |
| 32611 | 2014-11-24 20:36:47 | 104.00 | 94% |
| 32358 | 2014-11-15 08:28:13 | 104.01 | 94% |
| 31958 | 2014-10-01 20:07:37 | 105.54 | 92% |
| 31183 | 2014-07-11 14:05:21 | 110.60 | 96% |
| 30540 | 2014-06-10 18:31:48 | 85.57 | 91% |
| 29104 | 2014-01-08 19:26:07 | 95.49 | 94% |
| 28730 | 2013-08-04 18:01:51 | 101.02 | 94% |
| 28009 | 2013-04-12 13:36:44 | 96.50 | 94% |
| 27784 | 2013-04-04 22:35:24 | 102.12 | 93% |
| 27491 | 2013-03-17 17:06:18 | 97.62 | 93% |
| 27386 | 2013-03-10 23:06:59 | 107.49 | 95% |
| 26638 | 2012-12-31 14:45:00 | 104.93 | 95% |
| 26576 | 2012-12-29 14:31:47 | 101.81 | 94% |
| 25409 | 2012-03-15 20:44:03 | 117.01 | 97% |
| 24547 | 2011-12-15 21:19:44 | 112.30 | 96% |
| 23932 | 2011-12-03 18:04:29 | 104.33 | 92% |
| 23839 | 2011-12-02 20:36:45 | 105.35 | 93% |
| 23587 | 2011-11-09 22:14:32 | 97.58 | 91% |
| 23321 | 2011-11-04 20:11:04 | 103.16 | 94% |
| 23114 | 2011-10-05 20:56:53 | 96.34 | 93% |
| 22509 | 2011-09-25 15:40:34 | 107.83 | 95% |
| 22272 | 2011-09-23 19:42:23 | 102.76 | 95% |
| 21988 | 2011-09-18 08:55:42 | 101.29 | 93% |
| 21037 | 2011-08-30 16:52:22 | 102.65 | 94% |
| 20795 | 2011-08-24 20:55:14 | 107.61 | 94% |
| 20632 | 2011-08-19 15:32:37 | 112.93 | 96% |
| 19551 | 2011-08-07 18:04:39 | 100.56 | 93% |
| 18196 | 2011-07-10 20:13:32 | 99.87 | 94% |
| 17865 | 2011-07-03 21:07:45 | 99.00 | 94% |
| 17133 | 2011-04-16 16:33:33 | 88.08 | |
| 16937 | 2011-03-19 16:23:23 | 105.45 | |
| 16820 | 2011-03-17 21:57:41 | 101.18 | |
| 16253 | 2011-03-01 18:43:22 | 90.83 | |
| 15830 | 2011-02-24 18:44:22 | 106.63 | |
| 15435 | 2011-02-20 09:46:06 | 115.66 | |
| 14959 | 2011-02-14 18:19:10 | 108.79 | |
| 14716 | 2011-02-07 23:09:07 | 88.11 | |
| 14569 | 2011-02-06 01:37:10 | 95.81 | |
| 14538 | 2011-02-05 12:29:00 | 63.15 | |
| 14052 | 2011-01-24 19:21:02 | 91.17 | |
| 12699 | 2010-12-12 16:45:09 | 97.96 | |
| 12631 | 2010-12-12 12:49:14 | 110.16 | |
| 12198 | 2010-12-05 16:33:02 | 75.88 | |
| 11275 | 2010-11-20 11:57:02 | 85.69 | |
| 11007 | 2010-11-17 21:04:44 | 105.35 | |
| 9885 | 2010-10-30 14:38:00 | 88.82 | |
| 8474 | 2010-10-25 11:38:00 | 115.33 | |
| 7892 | 2010-10-17 13:54:32 | 111.87 | |
| 7748 | 2010-10-16 10:39:10 | 99.63 | |
| 7503 | 2010-10-10 16:54:11 | 83.66 | |
| 7450 | 2010-10-10 15:37:34 | 99.71 | |
| 6938 | 2010-09-29 16:26:51 | 89.36 | |
| 6549 | 2010-09-22 16:21:42 | 98.92 | |
| 6060 | 2010-09-17 17:43:32 | 112.35 | |
| 5760 | 2010-09-13 17:10:07 | 93.53 | |
| 5066 | 2010-09-03 17:16:51 | 119.09 | |
| 4319 | 2010-08-27 19:38:04 | 103.24 | |
| 3310 | 2010-08-16 21:33:13 | 87.05 | |
| 2858 | 2010-08-05 15:40:10 | 93.36 | |
| 1535 | 2010-07-19 19:10:21 | 98.65 | |
| 853 | 2010-07-09 15:28:30 | 86.51 | |
| 811 | 2010-07-08 10:46:52 | 96.80 | |
| 271 | 2010-06-20 12:07:48 | 90.32 |