And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6553 | 2014-09-28 10:13:27 | 91.82 | 98% |
| 6353 | 2014-09-22 09:16:50 | 78.99 | 95% |
| 5933 | 2014-09-12 08:19:31 | 94.54 | 96% |
| 5697 | 2014-09-09 09:22:05 | 77.98 | 94% |
| 5317 | 2014-08-29 08:21:17 | 77.44 | 94% |
| 4741 | 2014-08-12 19:45:05 | 78.08 | 95% |
| 4721 | 2014-08-09 20:02:31 | 78.27 | 97% |
| 4564 | 2014-08-05 10:41:05 | 74.33 | 94% |
| 4431 | 2014-07-22 18:36:40 | 78.87 | 97% |
| 4333 | 2014-07-19 17:38:07 | 77.56 | 98% |
| 3888 | 2014-07-10 16:50:28 | 77.33 | 96% |
| 3834 | 2014-07-10 12:21:47 | 77.68 | 96% |
| 3819 | 2014-07-09 18:33:45 | 80.40 | 92% |
| 3761 | 2014-07-07 20:23:49 | 77.94 | 98% |
| 3626 | 2014-07-04 07:02:55 | 78.30 | 97% |
| 3510 | 2014-07-01 18:30:53 | 78.53 | 96% |
| 3441 | 2014-06-29 10:43:23 | 77.48 | 94% |
| 3398 | 2014-06-26 11:00:10 | 78.04 | 98% |
| 3039 | 2014-06-12 17:15:15 | 78.26 | 96% |
| 2673 | 2014-06-03 08:57:30 | 77.34 | 96% |
| 2626 | 2014-06-02 09:17:48 | 75.79 | 92% |
| 2369 | 2014-05-24 16:59:15 | 78.39 | 97% |
| 2112 | 2014-05-11 11:30:56 | 78.56 | 96% |
| 1957 | 2014-05-04 09:36:04 | 75.23 | 95% |
| 1949 | 2014-05-02 07:52:36 | 77.93 | 96% |
| 1388 | 2014-04-10 14:02:16 | 77.18 | 93% |
| 1072 | 2014-03-29 08:35:33 | 79.67 | 97% |
| 1041 | 2014-03-27 09:51:47 | 77.38 | 95% |
| 632 | 2014-03-13 17:45:26 | 79.02 | 95% |
| 609 | 2014-03-13 11:33:04 | 79.36 | 97% |
| 511 | 2014-03-06 12:43:48 | 77.58 | 95% |
| 317 | 2014-02-21 10:02:09 | 77.92 | 98% |
| 91 | 2014-02-17 08:52:01 | 77.04 | 95% |