And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 19274 | 2017-10-08 16:22:13 | 114.15 | 98% |
| 17560 | 2016-10-28 15:30:53 | 115.77 | 97% |
| 17329 | 2016-09-30 07:12:10 | 104.62 | 94% |
| 17092 | 2016-09-10 17:16:19 | 110.48 | 97% |
| 16696 | 2015-09-14 12:46:41 | 107.49 | 94% |
| 15822 | 2015-08-04 01:33:58 | 106.74 | 91% |
| 14868 | 2015-05-25 05:16:38 | 98.38 | 94% |
| 14808 | 2015-05-23 05:12:33 | 111.14 | 96% |
| 14383 | 2015-05-05 14:12:49 | 110.54 | 94% |
| 14141 | 2015-04-29 12:32:11 | 117.97 | 97% |
| 14136 | 2015-04-29 09:52:49 | 96.23 | 92% |
| 13844 | 2015-04-14 05:28:37 | 91.17 | 94% |
| 13435 | 2015-03-02 10:59:57 | 103.13 | 95% |
| 13405 | 2015-03-02 03:12:56 | 108.33 | 98% |
| 13255 | 2014-12-17 16:03:55 | 96.66 | 95% |
| 13105 | 2014-12-11 18:25:12 | 105.40 | 95% |
| 12848 | 2014-11-30 09:04:50 | 108.07 | 98% |
| 11950 | 2014-10-20 13:13:14 | 99.68 | 93% |
| 11679 | 2014-10-13 12:12:54 | 114.26 | 98% |
| 11659 | 2014-10-13 10:28:09 | 113.21 | 97% |
| 11052 | 2014-08-21 09:47:47 | 90.24 | 91% |
| 10422 | 2014-07-22 09:29:19 | 103.84 | 95% |
| 9982 | 2014-03-23 10:42:58 | 113.73 | 97% |
| 9309 | 2014-03-04 15:03:34 | 95.68 | 94% |
| 9269 | 2014-03-03 11:53:02 | 112.56 | 96% |
| 9184 | 2014-03-01 12:38:16 | 105.56 | 94% |
| 8979 | 2014-02-26 16:14:37 | 99.41 | 93% |
| 8555 | 2014-01-25 09:38:37 | 101.23 | 94% |
| 8530 | 2014-01-25 08:17:01 | 107.75 | 96% |
| 8117 | 2014-01-03 08:40:43 | 105.86 | 94% |
| 8057 | 2014-01-03 02:04:10 | 115.36 | 97% |
| 7570 | 2013-12-23 10:51:17 | 98.50 | 93% |
| 6898 | 2013-12-08 14:44:34 | 99.87 | 95% |
| 6414 | 2013-11-19 06:50:31 | 93.59 | 92% |
| 5787 | 2013-10-24 06:48:36 | 115.98 | 98% |
| 5696 | 2013-10-21 03:32:41 | 107.14 | 95% |
| 5590 | 2013-10-10 04:49:28 | 97.69 | 93% |
| 5443 | 2013-09-30 04:28:38 | 95.92 | 93% |
| 4389 | 2013-08-28 07:46:52 | 98.25 | 93% |
| 4335 | 2013-08-27 06:30:04 | 93.85 | 95% |
| 3449 | 2013-08-04 13:44:20 | 92.14 | 93% |
| 3427 | 2013-08-04 07:54:52 | 100.78 | 94% |
| 3365 | 2013-08-01 13:47:34 | 86.39 | 91% |
| 3180 | 2013-07-29 07:37:57 | 94.17 | 94% |
| 3053 | 2013-07-24 03:22:28 | 91.43 | 95% |
| 2537 | 2012-09-06 04:02:39 | 105.17 | 96% |
| 1619 | 2011-12-10 06:42:18 | 97.63 | 92% |
| 994 | 2011-10-12 08:12:11 | 97.86 | 94% |
| 755 | 2011-09-27 12:30:40 | 104.94 | 95% |
| 731 | 2011-09-26 09:58:05 | 92.15 | 91% |
| 631 | 2011-09-18 08:38:29 | 97.24 | 93% |
| 496 | 2011-09-01 07:50:45 | 102.56 | 97% |
| 422 | 2011-08-20 06:16:28 | 93.12 | 94% |
| 246 | 2011-07-27 08:32:02 | 80.12 | 88% |
| 20 | 2011-05-30 05:18:19 | 91.21 | 94% |