Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 29413 | 2022-11-28 22:37:18 | 121.13 | 96% |
| 28557 | 2022-08-11 23:57:56 | 120.89 | 98% |
| 20987 | 2019-02-05 19:05:17 | 126.77 | 95% |
| 16029 | 2018-02-27 03:39:23 | 130.12 | 98% |
| 11962 | 2017-09-24 21:27:40 | 86.20 | 94% |
| 5397 | 2017-04-14 01:33:24 | 120.96 | 96% |