Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5539 | 2022-08-04 06:00:51 | 89.49 | 97% |
| 4603 | 2022-04-09 15:52:44 | 94.21 | 98% |