Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2102 | 2017-04-22 21:07:39 | 54.11 | 93% |
| 1594 | 2017-04-13 04:00:57 | 49.94 | 88% |