And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6559 | 2017-01-01 11:50:25 | 48.34 | 92% |
| 5704 | 2016-02-23 12:09:27 | 68.41 | 98% |
| 5586 | 2016-02-19 10:57:43 | 66.27 | 98% |
| 4483 | 2016-01-28 07:23:53 | 55.26 | 95% |
| 4280 | 2016-01-25 13:34:30 | 60.93 | 95% |
| 4111 | 2016-01-22 14:53:46 | 58.48 | 95% |
| 3725 | 2016-01-10 15:28:21 | 54.77 | 93% |
| 3702 | 2016-01-10 10:06:06 | 57.90 | 96% |
| 2638 | 2015-12-19 12:17:23 | 53.50 | 95% |
| 1460 | 2015-12-03 09:47:14 | 55.57 | 94% |
| 1111 | 2015-11-28 15:22:17 | 46.36 | 92% |
| 927 | 2015-11-26 09:11:49 | 53.46 | 94% |