And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 33146 | 2016-12-28 23:00:09 | 98.56 | 99% |
| 32548 | 2014-08-17 21:50:48 | 105.06 | 99% |
| 31694 | 2014-06-23 20:52:28 | 111.55 | 99% |
| 31584 | 2014-06-21 19:59:41 | 96.18 | 98% |
| 31526 | 2014-06-20 18:36:45 | 95.80 | 98% |
| 31318 | 2014-06-14 16:58:52 | 102.37 | 98% |
| 29808 | 2014-02-20 18:16:03 | 101.63 | 98% |
| 29761 | 2014-02-17 03:22:24 | 104.97 | 100% |
| 29434 | 2014-01-20 20:30:08 | 102.60 | 99% |
| 29387 | 2014-01-12 20:12:53 | 95.41 | 95% |
| 28835 | 2013-10-13 03:23:40 | 103.56 | 97% |
| 28625 | 2013-10-06 04:52:18 | 107.48 | 99% |
| 28350 | 2013-09-24 03:45:58 | 102.53 | 99% |
| 28209 | 2013-09-12 05:45:39 | 112.09 | 100% |
| 27512 | 2012-09-30 17:08:35 | 109.65 | 99% |
| 27067 | 2012-07-25 21:08:49 | 104.08 | 98% |
| 25992 | 2012-05-11 19:08:35 | 95.93 | 97% |
| 25875 | 2012-05-02 04:18:44 | 104.72 | 97% |
| 25775 | 2012-04-29 01:51:25 | 104.39 | 98% |
| 25720 | 2012-04-16 04:58:29 | 106.09 | 99% |
| 25609 | 2012-04-01 23:33:38 | 112.68 | 99% |
| 25438 | 2012-03-23 01:17:25 | 110.11 | 99% |
| 25247 | 2012-03-20 03:01:54 | 101.88 | 98% |
| 24797 | 2012-01-02 07:55:54 | 103.51 | 99% |
| 24796 | 2012-01-02 07:54:52 | 99.85 | 96% |
| 24630 | 2011-09-25 23:57:56 | 114.37 | 100% |
| 24554 | 2011-09-11 03:45:09 | 112.17 | 100% |
| 24442 | 2011-08-24 01:59:06 | 104.25 | 98% |
| 24426 | 2011-08-24 01:45:12 | 105.55 | 98% |
| 23775 | 2011-03-04 21:31:52 | 107.79 | |
| 23547 | 2011-01-05 18:33:56 | 106.82 | |
| 23135 | 2010-12-04 04:13:25 | 105.74 | |
| 22828 | 2010-11-24 02:22:04 | 102.68 | |
| 22745 | 2010-11-22 02:51:02 | 110.69 | |
| 22706 | 2010-11-21 18:57:32 | 110.43 | |
| 21855 | 2010-10-03 18:38:45 | 104.25 | |
| 21574 | 2010-09-12 00:31:17 | 109.51 | |
| 20947 | 2010-08-25 10:05:25 | 114.42 | |
| 20941 | 2010-08-25 10:00:36 | 97.11 | |
| 19680 | 2010-07-14 05:07:47 | 108.19 | |
| 19104 | 2010-06-27 18:44:53 | 97.99 | |
| 19018 | 2010-06-25 23:33:39 | 97.51 | |
| 18335 | 2010-06-08 01:59:19 | 101.77 | |
| 18317 | 2010-06-08 01:43:19 | 101.70 | |
| 18008 | 2010-05-30 06:45:58 | 103.37 | |
| 17565 | 2010-05-15 20:02:05 | 92.87 | |
| 17194 | 2010-04-29 17:54:35 | 108.91 | |
| 16778 | 2010-04-04 04:10:21 | 103.23 | |
| 16767 | 2010-04-04 04:01:05 | 110.87 | |
| 16020 | 2009-12-13 19:56:17 | 99.59 | |
| 15364 | 2009-09-20 01:11:48 | 104.62 | |
| 15024 | 2009-09-02 23:35:29 | 95.99 | |
| 15021 | 2009-09-02 23:32:13 | 106.55 | |
| 14945 | 2009-08-31 22:50:28 | 102.93 | |
| 14884 | 2009-08-30 05:31:11 | 100.74 | |
| 14859 | 2009-08-29 06:14:53 | 103.13 | |
| 13098 | 2009-04-02 01:35:57 | 95.74 | |
| 13031 | 2009-03-27 18:20:24 | 104.28 | |
| 12734 | 2009-03-17 19:24:40 | 105.07 | |
| 12526 | 2009-03-06 17:44:25 | 91.03 | |
| 12419 | 2009-03-04 02:39:49 | 92.97 | |
| 12124 | 2009-02-28 17:36:05 | 93.47 | |
| 12123 | 2009-02-28 17:34:49 | 99.45 | |
| 11796 | 2009-02-22 17:47:03 | 102.06 | |
| 11641 | 2009-02-19 18:53:22 | 105.04 | |
| 11618 | 2009-02-19 18:31:10 | 94.59 | |
| 11386 | 2009-02-13 18:14:41 | 103.83 | |
| 11150 | 2009-02-09 20:15:29 | 93.84 | |
| 10957 | 2009-02-06 23:35:43 | 87.54 | |
| 10956 | 2009-02-06 23:34:35 | 103.16 | |
| 10550 | 2009-01-31 04:44:41 | 101.22 | |
| 10532 | 2009-01-31 04:30:07 | 100.43 | |
| 10467 | 2009-01-30 02:17:40 | 105.21 | |
| 10290 | 2009-01-26 17:38:27 | 100.00 | |
| 10203 | 2009-01-26 01:54:44 | 101.11 | |
| 10152 | 2009-01-25 05:14:02 | 96.65 | |
| 9715 | 2009-01-19 09:35:09 | 98.24 | |
| 9628 | 2009-01-17 20:07:33 | 96.08 | |
| 9520 | 2009-01-16 20:14:46 | 91.31 | |
| 8596 | 2009-01-05 06:54:39 | 94.51 | |
| 8099 | 2008-12-29 03:32:36 | 85.88 | |
| 7999 | 2008-12-27 21:57:18 | 104.45 | |
| 7109 | 2008-12-15 19:47:51 | 99.74 | |
| 6943 | 2008-12-13 22:46:11 | 105.34 | |
| 6846 | 2008-12-13 02:41:43 | 97.25 | |
| 6731 | 2008-12-08 00:50:13 | 102.41 | |
| 6718 | 2008-12-07 21:16:14 | 91.43 | |
| 6550 | 2008-12-02 18:57:32 | 95.55 | |
| 6532 | 2008-12-02 02:25:12 | 91.90 | |
| 5891 | 2008-11-20 06:25:18 | 95.84 | |
| 5631 | 2008-11-15 03:51:52 | 105.87 | |
| 5513 | 2008-11-10 21:41:59 | 99.04 | |
| 5453 | 2008-11-10 02:11:44 | 89.62 | |
| 4908 | 2008-10-30 16:42:19 | 104.06 | |
| 4868 | 2008-10-29 05:25:54 | 99.81 | |
| 4844 | 2008-10-29 04:30:00 | 97.44 | |
| 4633 | 2008-10-25 00:00:25 | 98.22 | |
| 4398 | 2008-10-20 20:34:54 | 104.67 | |
| 4396 | 2008-10-20 20:33:11 | 98.13 | |
| 4394 | 2008-10-20 20:30:59 | 109.16 | |
| 4392 | 2008-10-20 20:29:00 | 105.43 | |
| 3917 | 2008-10-09 02:52:40 | 95.35 | |
| 3841 | 2008-10-07 01:45:01 | 99.42 | |
| 3646 | 2008-10-01 03:02:34 | 96.36 | |
| 3606 | 2008-09-30 05:29:31 | 104.73 | |
| 3601 | 2008-09-30 05:25:13 | 87.74 | |
| 3581 | 2008-09-29 20:27:47 | 94.88 | |
| 3468 | 2008-09-27 22:10:59 | 86.43 | |
| 3333 | 2008-09-25 17:24:05 | 84.56 | |
| 3274 | 2008-09-24 02:57:26 | 85.51 | |
| 3266 | 2008-09-24 02:49:18 | 106.73 | |
| 3243 | 2008-09-23 20:28:36 | 95.77 | |
| 2731 | 2008-09-13 04:30:58 | 92.17 | |
| 2649 | 2008-09-12 19:04:48 | 89.06 | |
| 2233 | 2008-09-06 17:32:15 | 87.52 | |
| 2162 | 2008-09-06 03:05:07 | 95.11 | |
| 2098 | 2008-09-04 17:36:53 | 91.38 | |
| 2055 | 2008-09-02 23:03:42 | 92.63 | |
| 2015 | 2008-09-02 22:18:00 | 88.31 | |
| 1981 | 2008-09-02 02:38:37 | 90.62 | |
| 1967 | 2008-09-02 02:23:31 | 94.65 | |
| 1830 | 2008-08-31 23:13:11 | 98.65 | |
| 1682 | 2008-08-31 01:30:20 | 95.04 | |
| 1565 | 2008-08-29 23:10:30 | 89.50 | |
| 1529 | 2008-08-29 22:33:39 | 83.04 | |
| 1349 | 2008-08-27 06:37:21 | 92.05 | |
| 1342 | 2008-08-27 06:30:03 | 83.68 | |
| 1199 | 2008-08-26 08:24:27 | 65.14 | |
| 1105 | 2008-08-25 23:25:31 | 92.18 | |
| 1085 | 2008-08-23 19:22:37 | 85.73 | |
| 1048 | 2008-08-22 20:24:19 | 86.08 | |
| 997 | 2008-08-18 00:36:00 | 95.16 | |
| 952 | 2008-08-17 22:22:46 | 90.98 | |
| 910 | 2008-08-17 02:49:27 | 92.83 | |
| 755 | 2008-08-16 01:56:31 | 80.13 | |
| 129 | 2008-08-09 18:04:36 | 87.00 |