Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3125 | 2020-01-21 02:21:29 | 125.27 | 98% |
| 1373 | 2018-05-16 23:21:33 | 121.16 | 98% |