Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4741 | 2022-07-25 16:14:02 | 85.00 | 97% |
| 1906 | 2018-12-29 17:43:12 | 67.61 | 96% |
| 804 | 2018-10-28 16:37:53 | 52.83 | 93% |
| 756 | 2018-10-27 23:29:06 | 61.63 | 93% |