Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 52957 | 2020-08-23 09:46:42 | 78.71 | 97% |
| 40287 | 2019-05-18 21:36:04 | 84.80 | 97% |
| 38161 | 2019-03-23 00:12:07 | 79.88 | 98% |
| 28831 | 2018-12-14 10:53:41 | 92.96 | 98% |
| 26740 | 2018-12-08 16:19:01 | 90.79 | 98% |
| 23278 | 2018-10-21 10:18:46 | 81.91 | 98% |
| 19032 | 2018-09-03 00:32:53 | 84.17 | 98% |
| 8739 | 2018-02-17 11:26:40 | 55.88 | 97% |
| 6297 | 2018-01-18 23:43:40 | 54.34 | 95% |
| 4581 | 2017-12-30 22:57:43 | 53.24 | 95% |
| 2032 | 2017-11-25 18:45:32 | 46.01 | 96% |
| 1765 | 2017-11-22 00:20:17 | 42.72 | 95% |