And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18971 | 2021-07-03 01:01:56 | 76.38 | 99% |
| 4119 | 2014-11-30 10:56:29 | 86.63 | 99% |
| 4002 | 2014-10-17 12:08:37 | 77.92 | 98% |
| 3905 | 2014-10-10 10:50:16 | 75.47 | 96% |
| 2164 | 2012-05-18 08:37:36 | 74.69 | 97% |
| 1814 | 2012-03-16 13:12:17 | 75.73 | 99% |
| 1059 | 2011-12-25 10:51:25 | 62.05 | 96% |
| 885 | 2011-12-11 14:56:01 | 56.98 | 94% |
| 866 | 2011-12-11 14:32:56 | 61.62 | 96% |
| 346 | 2011-10-03 09:41:55 | 52.59 | 94% |
| 324 | 2011-10-02 01:25:02 | 55.86 | 94% |
| 280 | 2011-10-01 04:32:50 | 51.62 | 96% |
| 44 | 2011-09-17 17:56:11 | 44.81 | 89% |
| 19 | 2011-09-17 15:06:46 | 51.48 | 95% |
| 2 | 2011-09-17 14:43:22 | 46.57 | 93% |