And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1605 | 2015-04-09 07:53:40 | 99.67 | 96% |
| 1415 | 2014-12-14 03:43:27 | 92.22 | 96% |
| 898 | 2014-09-12 16:19:29 | 94.42 | 98% |
| 797 | 2014-09-07 16:43:00 | 95.05 | 94% |
| 793 | 2014-09-07 03:11:13 | 87.29 | 95% |
| 381 | 2014-02-27 23:45:10 | 80.12 | 93% |
| 226 | 2013-11-04 17:53:03 | 81.63 | 95% |