And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1899 | 2013-08-30 07:21:49 | 133.55 | 97% |
| 1419 | 2009-11-03 14:24:23 | 130.08 | |
| 1033 | 2009-06-10 11:00:03 | 119.35 | |
| 938 | 2009-06-08 06:45:28 | 132.24 | |
| 888 | 2009-06-05 04:52:03 | 121.62 | |
| 849 | 2009-06-05 00:37:04 | 115.67 | |
| 309 | 2009-02-10 23:26:47 | 113.52 | |
| 79 | 2008-09-30 10:03:12 | 112.65 | |
| 40 | 2008-09-23 21:43:22 | 111.53 |