And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6862 | 2009-05-28 10:55:13 | 91.08 | |
| 6763 | 2009-05-14 12:35:01 | 91.73 | |
| 6707 | 2009-05-09 16:50:32 | 87.66 | |
| 6590 | 2009-04-17 12:12:00 | 76.84 | |
| 6354 | 2009-03-12 11:27:03 | 90.64 | |
| 6168 | 2009-02-27 12:31:04 | 94.13 | |
| 6128 | 2009-02-23 15:11:17 | 89.49 | |
| 6065 | 2009-02-20 13:22:26 | 88.73 | |
| 5985 | 2009-02-15 21:57:00 | 82.12 | |
| 5803 | 2009-02-05 12:03:42 | 78.47 | |
| 5647 | 2009-01-31 12:37:06 | 88.04 | |
| 5626 | 2009-01-30 12:49:27 | 80.13 | |
| 5612 | 2009-01-29 11:59:57 | 90.86 | |
| 5589 | 2009-01-28 14:28:39 | 84.37 | |
| 5583 | 2009-01-28 14:21:45 | 99.30 | |
| 5528 | 2009-01-26 14:05:49 | 77.06 | |
| 5526 | 2009-01-26 14:03:53 | 95.66 | |
| 5484 | 2009-01-24 17:51:35 | 97.90 | |
| 5398 | 2009-01-22 15:51:34 | 94.16 | |
| 5292 | 2009-01-18 13:21:59 | 79.44 | |
| 5183 | 2009-01-11 13:59:40 | 80.28 | |
| 4859 | 2008-12-19 13:11:14 | 82.37 | |
| 4810 | 2008-12-12 12:42:44 | 93.51 | |
| 4762 | 2008-12-08 13:08:26 | 73.68 | |
| 4744 | 2008-12-07 12:38:51 | 85.53 | |
| 4741 | 2008-12-07 06:39:58 | 79.93 | |
| 4720 | 2008-12-06 13:43:11 | 90.75 | |
| 4579 | 2008-11-29 03:04:09 | 98.09 | |
| 4420 | 2008-11-22 16:03:58 | 83.92 | |
| 3791 | 2008-11-06 02:31:09 | 89.62 | |
| 3641 | 2008-11-02 02:38:55 | 78.82 | |
| 3616 | 2008-11-01 13:46:27 | 77.26 | |
| 3485 | 2008-10-28 12:22:58 | 91.95 | |
| 3082 | 2008-10-21 01:28:44 | 87.36 | |
| 3072 | 2008-10-21 00:01:01 | 84.18 | |
| 2985 | 2008-10-20 02:52:27 | 78.67 | |
| 2848 | 2008-10-17 18:55:28 | 83.48 | |
| 2665 | 2008-10-14 09:23:41 | 81.87 | |
| 2273 | 2008-10-09 03:05:34 | 80.56 | |
| 1988 | 2008-10-07 01:13:24 | 86.78 | |
| 1882 | 2008-10-05 19:33:52 | 92.14 | |
| 1873 | 2008-10-05 19:24:05 | 72.77 | |
| 1372 | 2008-10-02 07:20:52 | 84.31 | |
| 1192 | 2008-09-30 01:36:51 | 75.10 | |
| 981 | 2008-09-28 13:35:11 | 87.83 | |
| 871 | 2008-09-26 11:46:22 | 79.89 | |
| 481 | 2008-09-22 22:48:49 | 76.11 | |
| 355 | 2008-09-22 02:42:41 | 68.58 | |
| 352 | 2008-09-22 02:36:31 | 83.48 | |
| 204 | 2008-09-20 01:43:12 | 73.91 | |
| 94 | 2008-09-18 02:51:44 | 76.85 |