Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 44194 | 2020-11-11 21:03:49 | 145.15 | 99% |
| 36030 | 2020-07-20 00:40:38 | 121.89 | 98% |
| 35387 | 2020-07-09 03:09:44 | 126.65 | 99% |
| 34199 | 2020-06-29 21:12:05 | 133.74 | 98% |
| 23649 | 2019-05-05 12:02:37 | 119.39 | 99% |
| 21662 | 2019-03-27 15:51:00 | 104.08 | 97% |
| 10644 | 2018-11-05 10:52:41 | 82.98 | 96% |
| 6294 | 2018-10-02 16:22:43 | 63.37 | 93% |
| 5186 | 2018-09-24 14:44:00 | 69.27 | 95% |
| 1174 | 2018-08-06 15:25:46 | 50.56 | 95% |