You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
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29526 | 2019-07-12 21:29:51 | 110.08 | 96% |
24858 | 2019-05-26 11:52:26 | 110.66 | 98% |
22120 | 2019-04-04 16:56:18 | 112.55 | 98% |
18569 | 2019-02-18 20:06:27 | 103.76 | 97% |
8837 | 2018-10-24 17:12:42 | 79.25 | 97% |