I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 42526 | 2022-05-16 10:55:48 | 146.60 | 99% |
| 39164 | 2020-12-27 21:21:01 | 138.34 | 98% |
| 38005 | 2020-07-13 13:43:51 | 131.63 | 98% |
| 38004 | 2020-07-13 13:43:20 | 129.16 | 98% |
| 34856 | 2020-02-18 21:58:37 | 124.88 | 98% |
| 32844 | 2019-12-29 11:20:28 | 150.09 | 99% |
| 32154 | 2019-12-01 11:48:36 | 131.64 | 97% |
| 30932 | 2019-11-11 19:20:17 | 124.68 | 97% |
| 29094 | 2019-08-09 21:36:25 | 155.84 | 99% |
| 28417 | 2019-07-29 15:45:47 | 142.97 | 99% |
| 26706 | 2019-07-01 10:57:37 | 138.79 | 98% |
| 23639 | 2019-05-12 16:04:17 | 132.15 | 99% |