Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 39293 | 2021-01-09 15:41:43 | 126.10 | 98% |
| 34116 | 2020-02-05 20:24:54 | 127.99 | 98% |
| 18526 | 2019-03-22 11:11:41 | 125.45 | 97% |
| 17946 | 2019-03-16 20:27:28 | 144.49 | 99% |
| 17809 | 2019-03-15 18:16:31 | 136.02 | 98% |
| 10675 | 2019-01-14 14:34:03 | 142.65 | 99% |
| 9747 | 2019-01-06 15:13:28 | 130.69 | 98% |
| 5344 | 2018-11-15 16:25:02 | 136.86 | 100% |
| 4686 | 2018-11-08 22:54:07 | 127.56 | 97% |
| 4047 | 2018-10-25 18:33:27 | 122.66 | 98% |
| 956 | 2018-05-06 23:16:34 | 127.26 | 98% |