Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30112 | 2022-04-14 14:29:20 | 117.21 | 98% |
| 28861 | 2022-01-10 10:37:05 | 110.87 | 97% |
| 18614 | 2019-05-14 06:14:56 | 128.49 | 98% |
| 18027 | 2019-04-14 06:37:36 | 121.07 | 98% |
| 17043 | 2019-01-07 10:44:37 | 108.68 | 98% |
| 13042 | 2018-05-31 13:55:12 | 111.33 | 97% |
| 9431 | 2018-02-10 08:10:41 | 107.67 | 98% |