And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 31578 | 2023-05-02 11:46:51 | 113.84 | 97% |
| 24859 | 2021-04-16 14:55:36 | 127.28 | 99% |
| 17334 | 2019-01-28 15:16:56 | 126.36 | 98% |
| 14924 | 2018-09-01 16:15:00 | 130.50 | 98% |
| 10691 | 2018-03-05 17:34:29 | 115.06 | 97% |
| 8111 | 2017-05-30 09:14:35 | 131.91 | 99% |
| 8026 | 2017-05-08 10:00:50 | 126.46 | 95% |
| 3274 | 2016-10-22 12:09:08 | 104.28 | 94% |
| 3038 | 2016-10-12 15:17:56 | 105.72 | 93% |
| 2102 | 2016-08-05 11:07:27 | 113.54 | 94% |
| 1258 | 2016-07-20 17:32:38 | 95.91 | 93% |
| 823 | 2016-07-12 15:10:52 | 96.27 | 90% |
| 685 | 2016-07-11 13:02:21 | 104.10 | 95% |