Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12893 | 2022-12-25 20:08:51 | 119.85 | 98% |
| 11190 | 2022-10-29 20:52:25 | 101.76 | 96% |
| 6554 | 2022-03-17 15:38:36 | 129.54 | 99% |
| 1006 | 2018-12-27 19:11:45 | 102.84 | 98% |