Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 32846 | 2012-08-11 12:01:35 | 100.18 | 96% |
| 32520 | 2012-05-20 15:12:20 | 106.60 | 98% |
| 32487 | 2012-05-19 10:10:51 | 88.70 | 92% |
| 31239 | 2011-11-14 19:44:09 | 93.69 | 94% |
| 30960 | 2011-11-09 22:27:35 | 107.81 | 98% |
| 29784 | 2011-10-19 16:12:31 | 97.82 | 96% |
| 28881 | 2011-09-21 21:52:02 | 91.62 | 94% |
| 28543 | 2011-09-04 13:43:45 | 100.51 | 95% |
| 28521 | 2011-09-04 13:25:44 | 101.90 | 96% |
| 27529 | 2011-08-02 16:25:33 | 96.37 | 96% |
| 27376 | 2011-07-26 21:46:10 | 88.24 | 93% |
| 26308 | 2011-03-29 13:53:03 | 95.54 | |
| 26254 | 2011-03-28 22:38:27 | 105.61 | |
| 26050 | 2011-03-26 19:13:46 | 93.01 | |
| 24731 | 2011-01-27 14:58:07 | 97.44 | |
| 24670 | 2011-01-22 19:21:56 | 97.09 | |
| 24515 | 2011-01-13 23:32:18 | 102.44 | |
| 22047 | 2010-12-08 20:39:39 | 81.99 | |
| 21236 | 2010-12-01 16:08:31 | 106.00 | |
| 21017 | 2010-11-30 15:57:55 | 83.71 | |
| 20785 | 2010-11-20 23:44:49 | 102.42 | |
| 20242 | 2010-09-19 20:54:35 | 87.60 | |
| 19308 | 2010-09-16 16:43:46 | 94.89 | |
| 19236 | 2010-09-15 16:36:07 | 88.54 | |
| 18775 | 2010-09-05 16:15:11 | 82.15 | |
| 18484 | 2010-08-29 14:35:14 | 93.98 | |
| 18229 | 2010-08-28 17:53:42 | 89.44 | |
| 17593 | 2010-08-21 18:21:52 | 89.50 | |
| 16703 | 2010-07-03 20:43:04 | 94.89 | |
| 15630 | 2010-06-04 12:30:23 | 93.92 | |
| 13980 | 2010-05-10 13:45:44 | 100.88 | |
| 13944 | 2010-05-08 18:49:49 | 89.50 | |
| 13234 | 2010-03-10 18:29:54 | 98.90 | |
| 12751 | 2010-02-28 20:43:42 | 92.13 | |
| 12061 | 2010-02-19 13:33:21 | 78.41 | |
| 11539 | 2010-02-05 15:42:57 | 91.42 | |
| 11482 | 2010-02-03 15:36:12 | 99.44 | |
| 11405 | 2010-01-28 20:42:52 | 77.38 | |
| 11394 | 2010-01-28 20:32:20 | 88.67 | |
| 11144 | 2010-01-23 20:49:08 | 101.46 | |
| 10441 | 2009-12-26 15:18:35 | 89.69 | |
| 10095 | 2009-12-14 19:54:52 | 91.22 | |
| 9610 | 2009-11-25 17:50:12 | 94.25 | |
| 9292 | 2009-11-01 15:30:26 | 88.43 | |
| 8796 | 2009-10-24 11:05:06 | 85.28 | |
| 8342 | 2009-10-01 18:58:17 | 77.14 | |
| 8023 | 2009-09-15 18:09:52 | 74.51 | |
| 7982 | 2009-09-14 17:24:01 | 87.37 | |
| 7464 | 2009-09-09 19:18:44 | 83.33 | |
| 7122 | 2009-09-07 17:53:14 | 79.42 | |
| 6535 | 2009-08-22 22:07:33 | 88.17 | |
| 5178 | 2009-07-06 04:31:24 | 86.45 | |
| 4717 | 2009-06-22 03:28:25 | 72.89 | |
| 4599 | 2009-06-12 15:45:15 | 86.47 | |
| 4300 | 2009-05-30 19:39:09 | 81.86 | |
| 3871 | 2009-05-21 14:27:22 | 76.67 | |
| 3830 | 2009-05-21 13:15:19 | 85.12 | |
| 3674 | 2009-05-08 18:58:56 | 64.07 | |
| 3496 | 2009-05-02 18:40:57 | 71.35 | |
| 3430 | 2009-05-01 18:36:00 | 74.41 | |
| 3358 | 2009-04-29 19:52:58 | 70.98 | |
| 2684 | 2009-04-06 15:16:18 | 73.11 | |
| 2646 | 2009-04-03 21:14:22 | 73.24 | |
| 1943 | 2009-03-14 18:21:58 | 66.62 | |
| 1807 | 2009-03-12 19:49:47 | 62.02 | |
| 1793 | 2009-03-12 18:05:58 | 74.18 | |
| 1594 | 2009-03-10 19:47:53 | 73.04 | |
| 1499 | 2009-03-09 17:04:59 | 73.62 | |
| 1449 | 2009-03-09 00:51:54 | 62.25 | |
| 1384 | 2009-03-08 20:18:37 | 70.63 | |
| 921 | 2009-02-24 04:11:14 | 65.17 | |
| 866 | 2009-02-21 17:40:18 | 62.92 | |
| 643 | 2009-02-18 20:54:37 | 67.21 | |
| 418 | 2009-02-16 20:56:18 | 68.68 | |
| 259 | 2009-02-14 15:16:46 | 66.99 |