And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3087 | 2015-07-31 04:49:18 | 139.38 | 97% |
| 3059 | 2015-07-25 11:25:28 | 142.52 | 98% |
| 2821 | 2015-07-02 09:00:10 | 139.64 | 97% |
| 2583 | 2015-06-23 08:12:38 | 132.66 | 98% |
| 1514 | 2015-06-12 10:49:47 | 144.75 | 98% |
| 1117 | 2014-11-12 07:36:08 | 139.18 | 99% |
| 836 | 2012-07-12 11:59:26 | 116.73 | 96% |
| 288 | 2011-01-24 06:40:51 | 117.79 | |
| 169 | 2010-08-14 03:12:17 | 121.91 | |
| 50 | 2010-05-31 06:11:30 | 109.17 |