And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7332 | 2015-12-14 15:19:42 | 50.07 | 98% |
| 7062 | 2015-01-31 01:30:57 | 51.02 | 98% |
| 5746 | 2014-12-18 17:53:31 | 51.56 | 97% |
| 5070 | 2014-02-16 18:05:35 | 46.78 | 95% |
| 4661 | 2014-01-18 21:36:14 | 42.56 | 95% |
| 3230 | 2013-01-03 21:54:28 | 49.07 | 97% |
| 3142 | 2013-01-01 00:40:52 | 49.18 | 96% |
| 1882 | 2012-01-06 23:44:37 | 49.07 | 96% |
| 1855 | 2012-01-03 19:47:39 | 49.54 | 98% |
| 1493 | 2011-12-07 00:00:31 | 48.79 | 97% |
| 1423 | 2011-12-03 17:11:21 | 44.64 | 96% |