Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5596 | 2021-03-03 15:45:46 | 58.80 | 97% |
| 3817 | 2020-02-05 13:14:42 | 94.51 | 97% |
| 1763 | 2019-05-26 17:49:32 | 91.39 | 98% |