Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3045 | 2022-11-01 05:59:53 | 104.18 | 98% |
| 1946 | 2019-04-05 22:38:37 | 110.54 | 100% |